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1) Someone who appears to be different from Gorge Bush in order to hoodwink the American people.

2) Someone who can simultaneously: increase America's war effort, do nothing about anything elce and win the Nobel peace prize.

3) To get a mouth full of hair when playing the closet game
The current president is a Closet Bush
-OR-
"what did i do last night.......why is there so much hair between my teeth......"
by SeraphimXD December 07, 2009
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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