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A person once affiliated with the mormon's church, who doesn't want to be involved with the church any longer, but still judges or acts as if they are.
Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?
by Chocolaterockstar October 03, 2018
May 28 Word of the Day
A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.
by Solinium May 30, 2008