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When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.
Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.
Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.
Example 1:
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"
Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"
Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."
by Th3rd September 28, 2015
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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when you live with roommates but can't wait for an empty house to get it on, so you have sex in your walk-in-closet to keep the noise down
Babe, I really want you right now! Ahh, I wish we were alone. Can you be quiet? Not really...it's not that fun that way. Okay, let's go for some closet sex.
by DestinyHope February 13, 2011
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Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the "closet"
if you have ever fucked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet sex.
by Hot_Deli_Dan November 19, 2007