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1. Noun
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.

2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.
1. That girl I work with is a total closet cunt. She likes to act friendly but does things to make my life hell.

2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.
by mother.goose July 09, 2010
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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A person (of any sex/gender) who seems like a fun, outgoing, socially acceptable person when in a group situation and with acquaintances. However when you get to know this person it becomes clear they are an insufferable cunt.
I know Janet's husband seems like a fun dude at company parties but when you get to know him you see he's a real CLOSET CUNT.
by Redh00d4 November 11, 2019
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