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1) Someone who appears to be different from Gorge Bush in order to hoodwink the American people.

2) Someone who can simultaneously: increase America's war effort, do nothing about anything elce and win the Nobel peace prize.

3) To get a mouth full of hair when playing the closet game
The current president is a Closet Bush
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"what did i do last night.......why is there so much hair between my teeth......"
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