Urban Dictionary: Clorox

Jizz. Slippery and white and smells a little like Clorox.

Ever smell that goo that comes outta your cock when you jerk off? It's white Clorox!

by pentozali June 08, 2011

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Injecting bleach or other disinfectants into your body in order to cure COVID-19

Doctor: what brings him in?
Nurse: he nearly poisoned himself to death when he tried Chasing the Clorox Dragon because he got exposed to covid 19
Doctor: what a fucking covidiot...

by TransitWorker April 23, 2020

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ghetto Clorox wipe

basically a tissue with hand sanitizer on it.

"Hey do you have a Clorox wipes?"
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"

"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."

by December 27, 2020

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drinking the clorox

The modern term to use when someone follows a lunatic

I saw Cleatis and Bufford playing soldier of fortune down at the protest drinking the clorox with the other sheep.

by dubeswiggins April 24, 2020

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Cleaner than Clorox

It means something is really nice, but not just regular nice like NICE NICE!

"Damn that shit cleaner than Clorox"

by thisbe.j September 19, 2019

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Clorox & chill

Basically the edgy equivalent of "Netflix and chill".

I can't wait to come home and have some Clorox & chill!

Clorox & chill ; Chilling at the TV while drinking Clorox Bleach.

by Samuel Björk November 23, 2016

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Clorox Bleach

You really should drink it.

Drink Clorox bleach now.

by Where they at doe January 20, 2017

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