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A last name that gets pronounced wrong all the time
It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled
So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch
Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche
YOUR SAYING IT WRONG
It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled
So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch
Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche
YOUR SAYING IT WRONG
The Clonch’s have a dog
by Basketball0535 February 05, 2019
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
2
n. the fleshy bridge that connects a man's anus to his balls. Unlike the taint, only a man can have a clonch.
by Matt JH December 28, 2005
3
1. of more than average size, quantity, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or class; big; great: a clonch house; a clonch number; in clonch measure; to a clonch extent.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.
1. That baby has a very clonch head; the forehead is very broad.
2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.
3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."
2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.
3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."
by brently d July 29, 2009
4
An overweight ("thick") girl, often sexually unattractive that is used by a guy to get over a sexual dry spell.
I haven't had a good fuck in weeks so I took this clonch home last night so I could get the deed done.
by Woodrow J November 08, 2010
5
The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)
"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"
by sacky mcghee April 11, 2015