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someone who thinks they are jesus//jebus but isnt. Invented by Emma Love and Stephanie Roden;; it can be used if someone is full of themselves. Fake Jesus.
Guy-"Yeah I'm so cool, I'm probably like the hottest person alive and stuff."
Girl- "You cloink you..."

-OR-
Guy-"I'm jesus!"
Girl-"No your not! your a bloody cloink!"
by Steffi Roden September 25, 2006
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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