Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.
by Sarica Mibley January 02, 2006
by gta6 player November 07, 2020
1. used to explain completely outrageous situations that couldn't possibly ever happen.
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics
1. "How did he kill the guy with a carrot, grab the baby, jump off the roof through the window of the next building, hit the ground rolling, and NOT wake the baby up?" "It's Clive Owen"
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."
by ......................................... April 26, 2008
when an older sick low life scumbag goes to Sears mens bathroom and proceeds to drill holes in the stalls to sneak a peak of another mans meat while they urinate
I was at Sears using the bathroom to take a wicked piss and I noticed next to me was an eyeball glancing over at my meat package giving me the Dirty Clive.
by Pole30 March 15, 2008
clive palmer is a fat cunt. got liposuction in america but is still a fat cunt. lost 20kg but is still a fat cunt.
daler mehndi: 'hey dude, how's it going?'
clive palmer: "ye good dude chuck us some maccas cunt."
daler mehndi: "nah ur a fat cunt"
*tunak tunak tuns away*
clive palmer: "ye good dude chuck us some maccas cunt."
daler mehndi: "nah ur a fat cunt"
*tunak tunak tuns away*
by Zolle Silk December 01, 2016
by that smart chicken August 28, 2019
An incredibly sexy British actor who's starred in many things on both stage and screen. Credits include Chancer, Bent, Croupier, a series of BMW short films, Closer and Derailed. He's smart, talented and quite good looking.
by Mr Jake G November 27, 2005