Clive,noun: A gutless, insecure, little man.

Clive,verb: A gutless action, to screw others over selfishly, only looking out for ones self.

Clive,verb, To leave massive shitstains on someone else's toilet.
Clive,verb:1, That bastard caught me off gaurd, and totally Clived the shit out of me.
by freud2168 August 17, 2007
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A igloo shaped korean with no sense of humour or any sense of control over sucking the "COCK".

He loves men and is in a clan called "MAN-SEX".

Everyone hates him and doesnt want to stand next to him.

Clive O'Shea cant get any girls therefore he sucks the cock for a living causing he cant get any pussy.

Go home Clive O'Shea
Clive, sucks the COCK
Clive 4 Men
Clive O'Shea is Kassi.
by Ifitellyoumynameclivewillkillme November 14, 2004
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look at that cunt faced individual he's a bit of a Clive " his face....makes me.....want to... be sick
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The act of sucking poop out of someone's butthole for sexual pleasure.
After a good Cliving, you won't need to go to the bathroom for a week.
by MrAHoleSucked January 01, 2018
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Someone who can play any musical instrument without actually owning one. He also finds everything easy and often has to explain things slowly to others. He loves food and consequently is a great cook. Clive is also very cute yet rugged and manly. Clive is attracted to girls who eat canned food.
"That Clive is a great bloke"
by E Heading August 08, 2006
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A word that can be used to replace anything you fancy... Can be fitted into any context, and is perfect to add that extra bit of pizazz into a sentence.
'Clive' is famously hard to be defined - anyone asking "What does clive mean?" is frowned upon until they can work out that it does not actually have a meaning..

Formally christened by the Fulham rapper Example, who uses it at any available chance and has started off a snowball effect on the use of the word.
Fulham Rapper Example:
"He clived on her clives"
"Eight forty-clive"

"That's clive"
by eliotgleavesfuturewife July 12, 2009
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