Urban Dictionary: Clive

Clive

The god of triceps and not of biceps

of what a clive
yeah what an old fart

by superman12321 December 10, 2019

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Clive

To cum or sperm on someones face preferably your wife

Ow honey you clived me in the eye get the patch" "shut up carrol"

by simultaneous March 23, 2009

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Clive

When a cold-sore is so large it has a face and name.

Amy - "I can't wait to meet again, you have a lovely head of hair and I can't wait to kiss you"

Karlton - "Yeah, about that, Clive has moved in for a while, mind if he tags along?"

by BabyMuffin July 25, 2011

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Clive

n. chav - used as a derogatory term to describe a pikey.

Gavin your such a clive

by Narly May 18, 2004

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Clive

A stickler for rules or general dickhead.

"That police officer is a right Clive."

by C Moore August 17, 2005

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Clive

Derived from the rhyming slang for stonker meaning anerect penis, clive is a shortened version of the sayin 'Clive Mendonca'

'I woke up in Jon's Mum's bed this morning with a massive Clive' - Chris Davis 11/03/88

by Trevor Medley August 30, 2007

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Clive

A slippery, worm like individual, known for his decieptful ways, and total lack of decency and respect.

"Yeah that <blank> is a bit of a Clive isnt he..."

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

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