A woman who after extensive attention takes forever to orgasm. This is likely caused from improper foreplay, she is being raped, she is dead, or you just don't do it for her.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

(kli-tor-tis), n 1. A feminine condition in which the clitoris is so recessed within it's housing that the act of trying to see and make contact with it similates trying to get a tortoise to poke its head out of its shell. This is the female equivalent of the males "hidden penis syndrome."

A woman with a oversized clitoris that pops up like a turtles head coming out of its shell

The act of inserting a turtle into your vagina for sexual stimulation. Bonus points for snapping turtles.