after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)
Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..
by Esperanza Stiffler January 03, 2010
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Far from the classical term Netflix and Chill. Here the participants focus only on the Clitoris of your partner, partner's sister, partner's mom or your own.

You discuss the daily struggles of the average Clitoris while watching comedies, as it gets more relaxed. Once the Clitoris is chilled enough the participants can suggest to proceed further to Netflix and Chill. But be careful not to skip steps as you might end up in Spotify and Hug and then be very sad.
Average Joe: "I did the netflix and Clitoris yesterday"

More average Joe: "Nice bruh... with whom? Did the Clitoris chill?"

Average Joe: "with your mom!"
More average Joe: "oh, i bet she was nervous and just gave the Spotify and Hug at the end"
by speckman April 18, 2019
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To be disturbed by someone or something during the act of making love just as the female part becomes highly stimulated, often happens during oral sex.
Gee Honey. I was just getting so hot as you were down on me licking and sucking but the dog comes crashing thru the door causing me to suffer the frustration of Clitoris Interruptus.
by Steve52 February 23, 2009
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If a women takes steroids, she gets an englarged clit
Yo dude, that hoe from last thursday had a enlarged clitoris and huge arms!
by ElSmog69 February 07, 2017
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Part exclamation, part pick-up line, it is used to convince another of the benefits of sleeping with the speaker, or simply to give another a strong urge to sleep with the speaker. The appropriate response is always some variant of, "I want to sleep with you."
Rick: Clitoris Shitoris.
Mayur: Oh, I want to sleep with you.
by Jameson Hall April 01, 2007
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