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A sexual maneuver in which the user rotates their penis counter-clockwise, in a helicopter fashion, at class five Hurricane speeds.
Girl 1: I only thought of the Clitnuker as a mere myth, I never thought a penis could withstand class five Hurricane speeds whilst going counter-clockwise.

Girl 2: Go on....

Girl 1: That was until Mikey pulled the clitnuker on me three weeks ago and I can still feel it.

Girl 2: That is a lot of fallout.
by Mikey_690lbs July 28, 2020
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