A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

The clitini was a unique and sexy take on the traditional bikini which had a top to cover the breasts like a traditional bikini, but the bottom part that covers the vagina was made into a tiny triangle, just big enough to cover a ladies clitoris, hence the name clitini.