John- "i didn't think i was going to get very far with sarah last night, but then she got cliteral with me.
dan- "what do you mean"
John "she just looked at me and said "stick it in already!""
dan- "well that was rather cliteral of her!"

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!

Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.

"I realized I was limiting myself instead of being more cliteral." or "Her photography was cliterally digging into the soul."

I wanted to have sex with her so bad, I cliterally told her exactly that.

i was being cliteral ass fuck wit her! told her ill lick her EVERYTHING! HA HA

"Betty's vagina cliterally had scales, it was very similar to that time I mouth-raped a salmon."