Man 1: “Bruh I tried to make this chick cum by hitting my head against her pussy. It didn’t work, just got a clitcussion.”

Man 2: “What the fuck is wrong with you.”

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak