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A small town just north of Flint, Michigan. Clio is home to many types of people, mostly druggies and dirties. You can find these sorts of people at the local drug/dirty hotspot called Cancer Corner (CC for short). CC is located just off the grounds of the local high school, famous for its terrible football team and amazing cross country team. Most of Clio's other sports are average at best. The majority of the girls at Clio High are just a bunch of tricks and hoes. Clio's teen pregnancy rates are at an all-time high, so guys looking to get lucky can most likely find a worthy candidate (if their standards are low enough). With all the dirties, druggies, and bitches, one hardly is able to find a person who is somewhat decent. The odds of finding someone who isn't dirty, stinky, etc. is the same as a person in Mt. Morris winning the lottery, getting struck by lightning, and taking a shower all in the same day.
Do you see that stink? Yeah, he must go to Clio.
by Mysteriousguy April 16, 2012
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A town a few miles north of Flint, Michigan. Clio has a square mile for its city limits. Clio is a really fucked up backwater town where only a handful of african americans live. This might be because Clio has its own sect of the Klu Klux Klan. The residents of Clio believe they live in the south and have a need to rebel something, this is shown by the confederate flags that are flown every where. A good amount of people believe that they are cowboys, despite the fact that they have never stepped foot on a farm. Overall a very shitty place to live.
Welcome to Clio, Now leaving Clio.
by This name is an alias March 23, 2008
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The fucked up town that has a sucky football team. Also they have the best Marching, Symphonic, concert Band. Clio The Only City Where The Bandies Make Fun Of The Jocks. Everyone goes to the games just for the band FUCK THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
by KELZ13 October 21, 2008
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Clio is a small town about 20 minutes in clio. Full of jocks and preps. Along with people who think they are so much better than you; just like any other place. Football team sucks.. majorly. They live for basketball or band. Kids tend to think they are skater/punks just because Clio has a skate park. Or are from the ghetto, when Clio doesn't even HAVE a ghetto....It is pronounced "cli-oo-" not CLEEO!
by peopleareignorant July 29, 2011
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a girl who likes to eat small apples
-omg! look at that clio!
-whats wrong with clios? *eats apple*
by xXstarsXx April 22, 2006
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bodacious girl who lives in the deep depths of the black forrest. she's got jungle fever 24/7...literally. She has a thing for them country bumpkins,...........be careful...she may kill you with her rack.
did you see that girl last night?

man she ignored me for denzel.......SHE WAS CLIO
by fuckyouman123 October 07, 2011
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A car that every 17 years old in the UK wants to insure. Because they can't afford a Fiesta, but also do not want the shitty Peugeot.
Den: Mate! I got the new flippin' Clio, 898cc turbo. 90 Horsepower. It does 0-60 in 15 seconds but I bet after I put a few blinding mod on that beast, it will be faster than your dad eh!
Dave: You are a sad fuck
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