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when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.
by Blakers-29 March 01, 2012
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007