one or more couples who hang around with each other and make out. ALL THE TIME. This is partly because everyone else is so fed up their making out in their presence and making everyone else feel akward that they have banished them to forever hang out with other losers who have nothing better to do then make out.
look out! here come the cling ons! there so fucking annoying, they were cool when they were single!
by Jamiest August 19, 2009
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A person who is very clingy at first but then starts dating someone else after a few weeks in a thot like manor.
That Campbell girl is a cling-thot since she annoyed Robert until she stopped being clingy and started dating Jackson.
by Young Rob the sauce god February 13, 2018
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used as an adjective to describe a person that is way too clingy.
joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.

jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?

joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.
by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010
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the anus.
thus called because the anus is sticky under certain circumstances.
a naughty, nasty name for the bootyhole.
Girls and trannies always love it when I eat their cling ring (s)
by politic October 22, 2007
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toilet paper that gets stuck up ur ass even after u wipe
o man them cling-ons r startin to make me scratch my ass!
by sumbody u dnt no August 27, 2003
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The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.
My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!
by Azamatbagidov September 14, 2009
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Papery material that sticks to your genitalia during defecation in a public restroom when using a toilet seat cover.
Ahh man I didn’t realize I got ass gasket cling-on’s all over my knob from that quick trip shit I took earlier.
by That island guy April 16, 2021
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