Also known as the University of Cincinnati, one of the most boring college campuses in America located right in the hood. Somehow ranked the fifth best school in Ohio, and loses to the dinky little school down the street every year.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

Also known as the University of Cincinnati, one of the most boring college campuses located right in the hood. All the worst people from Ohio go there.