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When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest after or when they are having sex.
Cleveland Steamer: The man gets on top of the girl and takes a shit on her chest. Simple as that.
by pspfreak9689769 September 22, 2009
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Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.
You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.
by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006
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Quickly heating the female orifice to be used as a fornication semen receptacle. Best employed rhetorically.

Microwaving or boiling a synthetic female orifice for life altering masturbation.
After she saw him the the first time last night Steve seemingly could do nothing to arouse her. After blowing smoke up her ass he tried the cleveland steamer to make her receptive to his planned penetration. Smoke, steam, cajoling... none of these would distract her from laughing about his penis.

Bobby read on the interweb the gelatinous tube with the tight tunnel would feel as good as fucking the orifice of a real woman. Not bothering with the instructions he boiled his masturbation toy to "heat it up for that realistic feel". After he returned home from the hospital he never gave device assisted masturbation another thought even after the skin grafts to his penis fully recovered. His parents gave his internet connection the cleveland steamer treatment with PfSense.
by PassionTrain August 29, 2012
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Name of a gourmet steamed hotdog at Nate's in Calgary. Kinda like a Michigan but with fried onions.
Hey buddy, want to go grab a Cleveland steamer?
by calgaryboy February 08, 2013
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A sexual act where one takes a giant, steamy shit on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.
Jim: "I think i got some shit in my urethra after i gave Kim a Cleveland Steamer last night"
Bob: "Sucks, man"
by X August 18, 2003
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an unusual act performed by two lovers where the girl craps on the guys chest.
GIRL: baby i LOOVVEED the movie tonight...and im not tired at ALL...whaddya wana do? hmm?
GUY: POOP ON ME! DO IT RIGHT NOW BITCH!!!

GIRL: uhmm...uhhh what??
GUY: THATS RIGHT I SED DO IT NOW BITCH!! WORK THAT OL' CLEVELAND STEAMER!!! *CONSTIPATED NOISE*
by NAHOTONI March 14, 2010
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