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The act of hooking up with a Cleveland Brown; banging a girl who is ugly but has a nice body; getting with a butterface; shagging a bagger.
Brian went Cleveland Browning the other night. He slept with a girl with a really hot body, but her face was gross.
by PMax March 09, 2008
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
This is when you end up buying some Cleveland Brown. This
happens when somebody you trust got fucked over and ended up
buying some bogus weed. You get a sample of some good shit,
and it only happens when you are in a hurry, such as going away on a trip ,or entertaining some new clients from out of town. You trust them and have a good buzz going, so you don't check it real well before you leave. When you get to your far off destination or after the club you burn one and all you get is a headache. Your new friends are laughing at you, thinking you are some kind of a dumb fuck. Or you are someplace where you have no connections or it could be a big problem trying to score.
When you get back to the shithead, they will try to make
it up by refunding your cash, but by then the damage has already been done.
happens when somebody you trust got fucked over and ended up
buying some bogus weed. You get a sample of some good shit,
and it only happens when you are in a hurry, such as going away on a trip ,or entertaining some new clients from out of town. You trust them and have a good buzz going, so you don't check it real well before you leave. When you get to your far off destination or after the club you burn one and all you get is a headache. Your new friends are laughing at you, thinking you are some kind of a dumb fuck. Or you are someplace where you have no connections or it could be a big problem trying to score.
When you get back to the shithead, they will try to make
it up by refunding your cash, but by then the damage has already been done.
Wait till I get back from Antartica next year, I'm going to turn that mook into whale jerky for cleveland browning me.
by Don F April 19, 2006
3
Based on the scene from Family Guy where Cleveland Brown falls from a tub off a broken house after "Peter's shenanigans", Cleveland Brown-ing is just that.
by IanRyan'sStepfather May 12, 2019