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A sexual act, involving a male partner who defecates on his significant others chest (this can be a male or a female). After dropping the kids off on his receivers chest, the male then has hit dirty asshole eaten out by the receiver, followed by a rusty trombone.
Reggie: I clowned that bitch...after the Cleveland Steamer she ate my ass and then followed it up with a Rusty Trombone!
Terence: That's some shit...sounds to me like a Cleveland Brass Band son.
Terence: That's some shit...sounds to me like a Cleveland Brass Band son.
by winnberg October 23, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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This is a combination of two sexual fetish acts.
It involves having a male defecate on you, followed by the recently defecated upon performing annalingus on the defacater while giving him a reach around hand job.
This is a combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a Rusty Trombone.
Thus: Cleveland Brassband.
It involves having a male defecate on you, followed by the recently defecated upon performing annalingus on the defacater while giving him a reach around hand job.
This is a combination of a Cleveland Steamer and a Rusty Trombone.
Thus: Cleveland Brassband.
Friend 1: My boyfriend shit on me and after that I licked his asshole while jacking him off from behind.
Friend 2: Oh, he gave you a Cleveland Brassband? I don't know which one of the two of you I'm more jealous of.
Friend 2: Oh, he gave you a Cleveland Brassband? I don't know which one of the two of you I'm more jealous of.
by Rusty Condor August 13, 2009