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The plural of "Cletus", based on the character "Cletus, The Slack-Jawed Yokel" in "The Simpsons". A "Cletus" is an un-educated, backwoods, redneck with a southern accent. It uses the Latin-based plural-form, of course.
"There were so many fucking, retarded "cleti" at Wal-Mart today, you couldn't walk down the aisle!"

by Snud July 10, 2008
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A man who has a fettish for slosh that farm animals eat. Sometimes it's used as a biblical refrence to a rogue dog that roams the streets in search of garbage. Can be used as a vulgar comment to describe someone as trashy.
by Twan parkis May 06, 2006
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