the sequal to clerks, the latest in a long line of of great kevin smith movies (which include clerks, jersey girl, chasing amy, jay and silent bob strike back...i think im forgetting one but oh well)

but it is another classic that you all have to like right now

When a clerk or sales associate follows you around the store so they can ask you if you "have any questions." Usually they*just happen* to be folding clothes right next to you, and when you walk to a different part of the store, they miraculously appear right by your side, re-folding shirts, looking at you intently.

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.

A super hero that gives hope to sales clerks and customer service representatives everywhere.

The Clerk Defender finds those that choose to be outrageous assholes to the fine people in customer service. He knows these assholes feel secure in the knowledge these poor customer service bastards are either too timid to stand up for themselves, or more likely do not want to lose their job.

The Clerk Avenger does not fear losing his job.

The Clerk Avenger brutally sodomizes assholes with a jaggedly broken 2" thick broom handle. He then leaves them to contemplate what life decisions they have made to warrant such a horrible fate.

Some say the Clerk Avenger is a menace! A Vigilante!

Some say The Clerk Avenger has no right to be a one man judge, jury, and sodomizer.

Those people are assholes. And should watch out......

For the Clerk Avenger.

Basically a slave

stupidest fuckin job in the world
you push carts clean up shit and bag groceries

usually a female customer who tends to flirt with the male clerk in case she may be a few cents or quarters away from her total.