by Mrnotflimflam May 07, 2020
A state of anger reached from the consummation of vast quantities of strongbow that is a danger to both friend and foe alike
by Paulbo Palmer April 10, 2015
Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.
Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
by tboy September 09, 2004
by Frank Einstein December 01, 2005
When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.
David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!
by Ragle December 30, 2017
by P.B.B. December 10, 2019
Mike: I jumped my dirtbike over a small wood-shed,it was hella scary.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?
Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.
Jim:Yeah, well I jumped a house and did a backflip as well.
Mike: When did you start riding dirtbikes?
Jim is a Cleetus Maggot.
by Chris Colbert November 11, 2006