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(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010
I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam
by walrus face November 17, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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“bro we’re fucking with timmy and not telling him what cledge means.”
“dude that sounds like fun.”
by LilChromie June 11, 2019
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To burn in a mustache above someones belly button forcefully
Joey you inept indigenerate underhuman, CLEDGE!!!
by Step lupid April 23, 2021
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