Someone who will rate a shit ton of house music and is a bit of a crigga. Owner of Clebcoin, enemy of guitar music, also known as bleb and clobabbo.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Noun: A slang term for the suit of clubs in the card game of spades. Usually pronounced with a slight accent.

To stick your penis in a non-typical orifice for sexual pleasure, such as the cleft your thigh makes when its closed or the armpit.

A man whom has his pants down whilst doing it in a can

A leb that goes to clubs. Often wearing tight shirts and sunglasses, fist pumping and pursing their lips. They are sweaty and know all the words to songs. They congregate in large packs and are very rowdy and loud.

An offensive name for a fat person