Urban Dictionary: Clearful

by SuperMemeBros December 17, 2019

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To prevent a snoopy mom, girlfriend, etc. from looking at your recent internet activity, one should always clear history.

Chris: Did you check out the Sasha Grey link I sent you.

Matt: She's fit bro. Thanks for the link!

Chris: Of course man, no worries. Did you use your mom's 17 inch laptop to watch it?

Matt: Sure did.

Chris: Well, I sure hope your cleared your history.

Matt: Damn, I forgot to clear history! I'm gonna get butt fucked like sasha grey when I get home!

by Middlebury November 27, 2010

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Crystal clear

Something transparently clear or easily understandable.

Gave me crystal clear definition.

by Crystal_clear February 02, 2010

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clear heels

1. The usual footwear of hookers and whores 'round the globe...

I was gonna wife that broad until I saw she owned 6 pairs of clear heels.

by Chuck W. January 30, 2005

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clear the snorkel

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

by Dwayne November 21, 2005

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Clear The Bridge

What Captain Kirk said when Mr. Spock farted.

(Scene) Enterprise crew discussing matters at the helm of the starship. Spock rips a huge one.
Capt. Kirk: Clear the bridge!

by Jump The Shark December 23, 2011

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loud and clear

Clearly audible and understood. More radio slang. Also an answer to the question "Do you copy?"

"Holy fucking shit Houston, are you reading me, over?"
"Loud and clear, over"

by ryon January 29, 2004

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