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Welcome to Clear Lake Iowa, the home of the plane crash site for Buddy Holly, The Big Bopper, and Richie Vallen. Also home to a beautiful lake that is only 12 feet deep, and home to some of the most rude people on the planet.
Welcome to Clear Lake it sucks here!
by jessjess0310 September 10, 2008
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Part of Houston. Located between Houston and Galveston. Home of some really good High Schools. Damaged by Hurricane Ike. Some real cool people live here. Right down the street from NASA. Mixture of races. Asians, Whites, Blacks, and a whole lotta Mexicans.
Person 1: Ay you from Clear Lake??
Person 2: Yeah.. u?
Person 1: No I wish!
by htownkid November 04, 2009
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