God's gift to stoners, delivered to us by Ben Stein. It gets the red out, so people think you're sober, but your friends know better! Also comes in small, easy-to-shoplift packaging so you can save some extra money for more hydro.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

A stoner's best friend. Gets eyes clear in minutes no matter how blasted they may be. Also a great thing to carry to school because you can say wind irritates your eyes or something nonchalant like that.

A magical liquid use to get eyes that are really red to be clear again.

when you are about 2 cum in the girl and you take your dick out of the hole. you then spit on her back so she thinks you cummed all over her and when she turns around you cum in her eye

Once a man dumps his load wherever he pleases, he grabs the woman, opens her eye up and deposits his last droplets of semen into her pupil thus putting drops in her eye.