May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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When you take a nasty dump at work and really stink up the place but get in and out of the bathroom before anyone comes in.
A had to drop a deuce at work today after all of that mexican good last night. I really stunk up the place. But I was able to make a clean getaway.
by kajoe September 16, 2006
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When you are having anal sex,hopefully with a chick, before you pull out you poke her in the sides so she clentches up and your dick comes out clean.
by KC October 18, 2004
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“Dude, you left a floater in the toilet and there’s no toilet paper with it... wtf?!” “Bitch, that was such a perfect shit, it didn’t need a wipe, it was a clean get away!”
by Jimbo Wood February 20, 2020