A nickname for the dildo modeled after the dragon penis of "Clayton the Earth Dragon", sold by Bad Dragon.
by Xenogon December 02, 2013
Clayton is the thiccest man you’ll ever meet because there is simply no one thiccer than him. His asscheeks are so damn saucy that he can’t walk without the sound of a thunder bolt or a gunshot going off
Paul: “damn Clayton how the fuck did you get such a FAT ASS?
Clayton: “Well it takes tons of practice”
Paul: “What kind of practice?”
Clayton: “Hockey and weight lifting but you’ll need an infinity gauntlet to obtain such thiccness.”
Clayton: “Well it takes tons of practice”
Paul: “What kind of practice?”
Clayton: “Hockey and weight lifting but you’ll need an infinity gauntlet to obtain such thiccness.”
by ClapThemCheeks42069 October 29, 2019
A wild beast that has the ass of a black woman, but the face of an ogre, Clayton's are usually found hidden in donut factories,donut stores or in the woods near donut factories or donut stores, they say if you come in contact with a hungry one, you better run cause it will eat you.
by Clayton Hunter May 13, 2019
by lhrawson November 18, 2019
“Dude, did you see Kim’s snap story?”
“That bitch! She’s been dating Jake for 3 months? Wtf??”
“Dude didn’t she dump you 3 months ago?”
“Yeah, I totally got claytoned...”
“That bitch! She’s been dating Jake for 3 months? Wtf??”
“Dude didn’t she dump you 3 months ago?”
“Yeah, I totally got claytoned...”
by EatMyAss28 April 30, 2018
by Vintage Fenrir February 20, 2015
1. (n) A person who behaves in a manner outside normal traditions or group theory. Person exhibits characteristics and mood of someone who does not belong to a particular event, group, and/or position in life.
2. (n) A person who disagrees with popular opinion or otherwise makes decisions or circumstances challenging that would normally be easy and effortless.
3. (n) A person who demonstrates tendencies of a homosexual nature.
4. (n) A person who also goes by the name Bill.
2. (n) A person who disagrees with popular opinion or otherwise makes decisions or circumstances challenging that would normally be easy and effortless.
3. (n) A person who demonstrates tendencies of a homosexual nature.
4. (n) A person who also goes by the name Bill.
A: "Is he coming to the party or not?"
B: "No, he can't. He said he didn't feel like it."
A: "What a Clayton."
B: "No, he can't. He said he didn't feel like it."
A: "What a Clayton."
by Ma The Meatloaf March 28, 2013