He left his girlfriend 23 text messages and 13 voicemails after she didn't respond after 5 minutes, the guy is fucking claying out right now.

He is at her dorm right now banging on her door wondering where she is at. The guy is totally claying out right now.

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"