A person who wears so much make-up that it covers their entire face and if a area of the neck is exposed can clearly see a line where the clay or make-up meets the true skin. Typically found in Boots fragerence sections and other make-up shops. Also known as "Being Tangoed".
Paul: Did you see that chicks face dude, was it too much make-up or just me?!
James: Yeah TOTAL Clay Face!
Paul: I could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
James: I think I brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
Paul: You kept the minimum safe distance right...you know that shit can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
James: SHIT!!
James: Yeah TOTAL Clay Face!
Paul: I could smell her perfume from 2 floors up man!
James: I think I brushed by her and a piece of it rubbed off on me.
Paul: You kept the minimum safe distance right...you know that shit can travel to 6 meters if a slice falls off?
James: SHIT!!
by Fanny Hurts May 2, 2006
When a dude preferably black has sex with a small white dude and after butt sex the small white guy gives the black dude a bj the the black dude accidently sticks his dick into the white guys eye and there is cum all up in there it instantly turns red and puffy and slimy just like clay aikens career
by puppanipple johnson July 24, 2008
To be in a complete drunken stupor. Blacked-out. Belligerently and irresponsibly intoxicated. Out of control. Often nude or violent against persons and their property and/or verbally abusive to friends and family members.
by Boobuhkarr Washington July 15, 2010
A character from HBO's "The Wire", Clay Davis is a shady state senator, who's favorite saying was shit pronounced sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttt! So instead of swearing out right with shit, just say Clay Davis.
Another variation to it is a combination of shit and motha fucka: clay muthafuckin' davis!
Another variation to it is a combination of shit and motha fucka: clay muthafuckin' davis!
Question: Hey man can I borrow $500 dollars?
Your answer: Clay Davis!
Question: Let me take your new Xbox 360 to the crib and test it out?
Your answer:Clay "muthafuckin" Davis!
Your answer: Clay Davis!
Question: Let me take your new Xbox 360 to the crib and test it out?
Your answer:Clay "muthafuckin" Davis!
by Bboyjr February 26, 2007
Biggest cock-smoker in the universe. A Gay Pop Idols “Star” who is in love with anus. Sings like crap and blows dick for fun.
by Noreturn September 15, 2005
In pottery class the teacher cuts individual portions of clay off a large block with a wire.
With that example, when you are wearing a thong and you have to hold it (poop). Sometimes you cant hold it long enough and it comes out... it cuts through the "clay". Even if you aren't actually crapping yourself its a funny reference to use when you need to use the restroom.
With that example, when you are wearing a thong and you have to hold it (poop). Sometimes you cant hold it long enough and it comes out... it cuts through the "clay". Even if you aren't actually crapping yourself its a funny reference to use when you need to use the restroom.
Isabel: Oh my god! Hurry up and drive i have to take a pooooo!!
Katie: Hold it, we are almost there girl.
Isabel: Im seriously cutting clay right now, HURRRRRRY!
Katie: Dont shit yourself! You'll soil your D&G!
Katie: Hold it, we are almost there girl.
Isabel: Im seriously cutting clay right now, HURRRRRRY!
Katie: Dont shit yourself! You'll soil your D&G!
by Baroness Peaches de Edmonds December 4, 2011
by Big Steve September 5, 2003