Clay Disease

Clay disease is a virus that causes some of the coolest dudes to turn to pure shit. It is quite serious and has many negative effects. Clay disease can be airborne, as well as contracted through physical and mental contact. Some symptoms of Clay Disease are as followed:

Pigeon Neck
White specks on hands
Retardation
Rejection
Constipation
Extreme acne
Poor
Bad logic skills
Failure
Socially retarded
Cant spell
Dyslexia
Ashy toes
Lack of friends
Booty diggers
Dirty room
Sex addiction
Twitchy
Stalker Swag
Midget thumbs
Obsessive masturbation
Pot addiction
Small bladder
Desperation
Sweating excessively
Anal sores
Small dick
Swollen ass cheeks

If you show signs of Clay disease, consult a cool person IMMEDIATELY! Clay disease is serious, and can even be fatal.... kinda. Lets just say you'll be bald, lonely, and a loser.

Lee: ehmagod! did u see robert? he totally has Clay Disease! and how uncool is that? i mean now hes bald and ugly!

Emily: IKR!

Alex: AHAHAHAHAH.... oh no guys..... specks! WHITE SPECKS! GET ME A COOL PERSON FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!

by totallyhot December 31, 2011

clay aiken

closeted homosexual.

Be proud to be gay. Don't be a clay aiken.

by bonitas September 6, 2008

Clay Matthews

A linebacker for the Green Bay Packers. After only two seasons of professional playing, he has been selected to the Pro-Bowl twice. Wearing #52, Matthews is known for his ability to completely destroy opposing quarterbacks and consume their souls, a practice frequently referred to as a claymaker. Also very muscular and considered extremely attractive.

When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Clay Matthews.

by PTP1 January 20, 2011

Clay baby

A male ginger/ red haired person. Can be Irish, and often have a fondness for boobs.

Owen: Hey do you see that ginger guy over there?
Jake: Oh yeah, man. I see that clay baby!
Owen: He keeps staring at my girlfriend's boobs!

by MacePetter January 1, 2011

Harry clay

To masturbate and cry at the same time Often using tears as lube normally over a female friend/coworker That u will never have sex with

Damn I Harry clay’d over Emily last night I will never get to have sex with her But at least facebook is free and she has lots of pictures

What I wouldn't give to enter a bathroom after she had violated it!

by Ultimatelygreatdave January 3, 2021

clay jensen

a sweet, young, and well-mannered young child

"he's so nice!" "yes, he's exactly like clay jensen!"

by disqualified April 10, 2017

Harry clay

To masturbate wile crying, often using your own tears as lubricant, and more than likely whilst viewing the Facebook profile picture of a coworker you have no chance of getting with

Damn I did a Harry clay last night, It makes me feel so pathetic but at least the lube is free

That guys a real creep you just know he does a Harry clay every night

by Ultimatelygreatdave January 3, 2021