According to the late Roger Mellie (that bloke off the telly) "Gaseous Clay" is the name given to flatulence assisted stools which, due to their high air content, float like a butterfly on contact with the water in the toilet pan. unfortuately, as they have a high exit velocity, they also sting like a bee

1) the gay runner up in american idol
2) the runner up in a non-racially viased show
3) a short hobbit
4) a man who is in love with a man (aka homo)
5) a person who has no friends and should be called a claymate because she is so femanine

The politically correct term for an american indian.

Vacate the bowels

The stuff that sticks to the sides of the toilet bowl and under the seat following a butt explosion.

In pottery class the teacher cuts individual portions of clay off a large block with a wire.

With that example, when you are wearing a thong and you have to hold it (poop). Sometimes you cant hold it long enough and it comes out... it cuts through the "clay". Even if you aren't actually crapping yourself its a funny reference to use when you need to use the restroom.

A goofy retard who sucks at baseball and still plays fortnite cuz he's gay. He thinks he is good at baseball cuz he played for some travel team called USA Showcase but he's not. He is now broke because he spent all of his money on a 1300 dollar gaming pc so he has to use a 2007 voodoo as his bat that he got at goodwill. His nickname is McLovin because he looks exactly like McLovin from superbad.