Sarah: "Becky, you need to get your girl Katie out of my house. She's been acting retarded all night but then she started crying and now she's locked herself in the laundry room."

Becky: "Hey! She's not retarded you insensitive bitch. She's clawtistic."

Sarah: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. My friend Allie suffers from clawtism as well."

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"