The person in a household who collects the trash in their big plastic sack to put on the curb for the trash truck.
"Make sure you have all your junk in wastebasket, Trasha-Claus is coming around."
by Jackee H. December 27, 2007
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A drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little.
Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year?
Me: Yea, Santa!
Santa Claus: NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH, I SAW YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THAT LADY'S PURSE!
Me: :(...
by Tony Huynh May 02, 2008
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He is the Jewish Santa guy that eats too much Hallah bread, drank schnapps with the three wise men, gave a dreidle to baby Jesus, put up a xmas tree in the Holy Land, put a with a Star of David on top of the tree, and sings "Ho Ho Hora, Ho Ho Hora." So, he said it was OK to enjoy getting presents and that us kids shouldn't feel guilty enjoying all the fun.
"Yes Virginia, there really is a Schmanta Claus."
by GabbyFinkelsteinkringle September 16, 2006
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1 Black people santa
2 After that fat bitch come out the chimney covered in soot, looking like an absolute NIGGER
Hi tyrone, what’ve you asked for from Nigger Claus??”
by RawrXDSaff January 10, 2018
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He is nothing but a fucked up dude. Think about it he climbs into people's houses and gives them presents for being nice ( really all kids are gonna be bad) and gives them coal if they are naughty ( which is fucked really). I mean if you come to your senses there is no way that Santa Claus is still alive. Think about Kris Kringle was born in the middle ages or sometime before that right. So how the fuck is he still alive. Either someone took his place or he is on some drugs that kept him alive all this years. The elves really? No one is elf with pointy ears. The reindeers really? First of all reindeer cannot fly. Second of all reindeer are mammals which means they cannot fly, but they can have babies. Last his retarded laugh, is retarded "HO HO HO" No wonder why no girls like him because every girl there is by calling them hoes.

Kids, if you want true joy around christmas give and be thankful for friends, family, and your girlfriend if you have one.
Santa claus needs to go to hell, because he makes the holidays fucked up and changing what they mean. I cant wait for New years.
by One little hellian November 18, 2017
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