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Someone or something that represents godly and strong. A person of this quality is brave, mentally strong - though they may not show it often, trusting, handsome, not very sexually experienced but a great lover, and is there for anyone that needs him/her.

A thing of this quality is usually fun, awesome, and something you had a good experience with. It also shows something that you want or like to have.
Oh God Claudio was so romantic!
by Vita D'or March 21, 2011
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A straight up bawla that is amazing at every sport. He is the one with the most assists on every team of every sport, and he can score too. This is one of those people that are one of a kind, and will always mind fuck you with everything he says. He is also super tall and makes awesome jokes. Also whenever you beat him at anything he will say it was luck, but the one time he beats you he will go crazy saying that he is amazing and that you suck.
You see Claudio
Me: Hey did you see my nasty goal yesterday?
Claudio: It was good.... But not as good as my three nasty assits!!!
by NickJorge January 20, 2013
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Name of the coolest, hottest, tightest guy I know.
Jicila luvs one of her best friends. His name is CLAUDIO.
by Jicila July 26, 2003
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If you ever meet a Claudio, you are screwed and blessed at the same time. If he pays attention to you, the likelihood is that you will be smacked by random objects, including but not limited to a fan, his sunglasses, or whatever he is holding at the moment. He has a certain inclination towards floral shirts, pinstriped pajama resembling pants, and purple socks. He can be very nice, but if you invoke his rage through lack of en dehors, then get ready to be ignored.
1. Claudio: WHERE IS THE EN DEHORS. THIS IS VAGANOVA. VA-GA-NO-VA.

2. Person 1: Claudio ignored me today in class

Person 2: oof same
3. Claudio (for no apparent reason) : SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP!
by chopstickchild September 07, 2019
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name for someone who provides an endless supply of quotable quotes that have a humor value independant of the speaker's level of inebriation
" it has four engines... i mean seats " ~claudio
by kozak October 19, 2003
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