A religion created by Cauia. The Bible is: Claudianity - The New Christianity...only better :P

The Five Commandments include:
A liar is a fraud in the eyes of Claud
Always make time to applaud Claud
Claud is lord
If you're bored...worship Claud
If Claud is ignored...um, yeah...

To believe in Claudianity you are a Claudian. Claudians are close friends with Chibists and Lemon Squeezists.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.