A woman whose photo shops her photos and looks like a feisty cunt.

A girl who 24/7 says the word ded

A person from Alabama.

A Claudia is a sex act where one individual has two other people give them a Cleveland steamer at the same time. While a fourth person simultaneously gives them a rusty trombone. It is called a Claudia because it makes it sound more innocent than it is.

A Claudia is a girl that has many animalistic features. Being raccoon faced and as hairy as a grizzly bear, there is no wonder why she can be a real sore in the ass. Abandoning human tendencies and personal hygiene, a Claudia, naturally, does not know how to be happy for others. She has a fervor for jealousy and envy.

A whore and center of attention

Lowest definition of a woman, is a home wrecker, relation-breaking bitch.
Likes to use gay as a slur word while maintaining that she's supporting the LGBT community and working with them.
Doesn't like to work.
Sleeps around.
Doesn't pay the bills.
Doesn't pay the rent.
Alcoholic, rarely takes showers.
She likes to say she's pro animal freedom while keeping a cat and a dog captive and is too lazy to take the dog out for a piss.
Major bitch.