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When you fantasize about classmates while fondling yourself.
"I hear Jason is in to Classturbation."
by Cgtheberzerker August 05, 2015
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Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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To be in a class so boring that you take your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand and reach into your pants pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.
Matt: Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time.

Nadsack: Me too. Classturbation helps with my tourettes.
by cockjuggling thundercunt March 21, 2009
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To be so bored during a class that you secretly reach your non-dominant ( or dominant) hand into your pant pocket and proceed to stimulate your genitals.
Matt: "Dude that class was so boring, I just classturbated the whole time."

Nadsack: "Me too, classturbation helps with my tourette's."
by Dustin Englhart March 21, 2009
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1) to covertly masturbate in school.

2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
this human sexuality course is pure classturbation, in more ways than one.
by the moody booze July 11, 2008
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