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Specifically from high schools or colleges, students are handed a packet and given a few weeks to choose a ring, stone, and designs that represent themselves the most. Usually very expensive, unless you're a rich bastard...
Student 1: Hey did you get a class ring?
Student 2: Yea, I got a 10 carat diamond stud on it too!
Professor: You rich bastard!
Student 2: Yea, I got a 10 carat diamond stud on it too!
Professor: You rich bastard!
by fashionNuggt May 10, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The ring of shit around the head of ones dick after anal sex. As a ring around the finger is received after the completion of school. This ring around the head of the penis is received after anal sex.
i always keep some kind of tissue handy to wipe the class ring off my dick after Anal until I can wash it off .
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
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To wrap one's penis around a finger so it resembles a ring on a finger. Commonly used in the penis showing game.
Kirk tricked Bob into looking directly into his Class Ring. Resulting in Kirk being able to kick Bob's ass twice for being gay.
by John Netmuer November 26, 2005