Vaguely unpleasant, comedic term for underpants/knickers/panities/under crackers
"You can squeeze my tits but my clarts stay on!"
by 5010m0n July 04, 2012
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The type of fart where your buttcheeks clap together painfully.
by tree #1 July 15, 2014
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awwwww, there's clart on the ground AGAIN? the dog needs to be trained

past tense: Ya she clarted
future: are you gonna be clarting in there for a while? i need to shower
by Senathan Rome April 03, 2011
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To do/have nothing with no intention of doing so.
Q. "What you up to this weekend?"
A. "Clart!"
by Prof. Paul Esh September 27, 2007
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Clart is a patois term meaning cloth. A number of words prefixing this are common parlance in Jamaican culture, such as rarse meaning arse, blot meaning blood but in any diction it is simply a cuss. Literally, Pussy clart means sanitary towel.
What a useless pussy clart that goalkeeper was today, he was afraid of getting down on the ball.
by wallybu January 12, 2012
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