A fart cloud. The cloud of air surrounding someone who is expelling gas. A bubble of fart-smelling air.

A large dry aged Rib of beef.

Clarted means your going to get beat up by someone

none of these other definitions do with this glc are incorrect
a clart is like a pronoun for a person's being or self

To 'clart' someone is to smack them one.

A clart happens when a woman is sitting down and farts. If her ass cheeks are compressed and the gas can't be released via the usual route, the fart is redirected forward across the crotch/clit. This does not happen to men because of the placement of their package. It also doesn't happen to thin women because of their lack of ass cheeks.

v. the act of clapping to disguise the sound of one's fart.