Urban Dictionary: Clarkston

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Forbes magazine ranks Clarkston in the top 8 for best cities to live. Kid Rock, Bob Segar, and Hott moms would also agree. The partys, the ladies, and the bud are top of the line. Coach K.R. is the shit and the football team is legit as they continue to refuse to take steroids (cough lake orion) and have strong seasons year in and year out. So if you dont live in Clarkston you probably have a shitty life and might want to reconsider the choices you have made. Clarkston..... its pure michigan!!!!

Someone who doesnt live here: I am so bored

Kid from Clarkston: thats because you dont live in clarkston you dumb motherf*****

by POORKIDFROMCLARKSTONHA August 05, 2011

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Clarkston

A town full of a bunch of wimps who don't know how to party.

Hey did u see that guy who got beat up in the parking lot ?

Yeah, he must be from clarkston.

by Blobbies22 March 19, 2011

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clarkston

A town where sexy men who have HUGE PENISES live. The best place in the world to find them. A place inhabited by sex gods.

"i'm going to Clarkston to find more guys like Mark and Edward"
"We met in clarkston, you know?"
"they might be dorks, but they're from clarkston!"

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