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¹One big noisy thing with pubes for hair

²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.

³An insufferable oaf!

⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan
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by TedCourse April 27, 2020
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An erection at an inconvenient time.
Adrianne: Look Dixie, Matt has a Clarkson.
*giggle*
by dixie&adrii March 26, 2010
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Clarkson University is a private school located in rural Potsdam, NY.

Characterized mostly by pompous frat boys and rich nerds born with a silver spoon up their ass that have never/will never actually work for anything in their life, Clarkson University is mostly a big sausage fest. The average Clarkson kid is usually found walking up Market Street in groups of 5 or more dudes averaging 6'5 wearing polo shirts and sandals, attempting to impress one another by talking shit to smaller groups of more modest middle class individuals, and spending their parents money at the 3 local college bars before stumbling across the street in front of a moving vehicle towards the nearest shitty pizza shop/frat house.

The typical choice for any wealthy young yuppie who is frustrated that they just couldnt get accepted to an actual Ivy League school.
I joined a fraternity at Clarkson, now I pay money to have friends, and we get to rank each other too!
by Golden Shower Knight March 31, 2009
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Someone who loves cars more than people. A metal head. An arrogant person. Selfish driver - a lawbreaker. Derived from UK TV personality.Someone who has a small penis and a big car.
He's a bit of Clarkson,
He has all the charm of Clarkson,
He is a tosser, like Clarkson,
He is driving like Clarkson,
His cock is as small as Clarkson.
by Ray Harrington-Vail May 24, 2007
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