To be humped in the ass with a giant strap-on dildo by your partner or significant other.
The wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I agreed to get clarked in the mud-hole....bad idea.
by D1ngo1 October 14, 2010
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A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.
Newt Gingrich is a clarke.

The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

Most republicans are clarkes.
by Mmm May 04, 2012
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Clarks (Wallabies) are an ill brand of shoes that Ghostface Killah (from Wu-Tang) wears and raps about. Wu-Wear have a lot of clarks style wallabies for sale.
"Boom, yo I got a crazy idea how to do Clarks now" - from Glaciers of Ice, by Ghostface Killah
by cypherous-twelve September 20, 2003
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At Macteens, being "clarked" is being banned from the forums, banning your whole country (See Hong Kong), or seeing hex code instead of text by the Administrator, who's name is, coincedentally, Clark. It's quite the common occurance.
Oh man, Clark clarked me again for being an arse.
by Mike T. L. June 06, 2006
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A rich white boy who tries to act black even though it's pretty obvious he looks like justin bieber. Who thinks he's a gangsta bur everyone knows that he is as white as his girlfriend
That's a clarke right there
by bubbles01 February 28, 2016
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He is really nice to hang with he will help you out with your problems when you are down, he cares about you and trys his best not to hurt your feelings, he is a little shy when you get to know him at first, he helps you through the rough times, he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet

A really nice, sweet, kind, cute, handsome, amazing, caring, loving person that cares about you no matter what
From: krista

Love ya Clark your the best
by Krista_the_cute_cat March 29, 2019
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A guy with a incredibly huge penis and has balls of steel and is great at sports
Dude this guy clarked The basketball game Defined
by Clarke yo boi February 23, 2017
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